tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7979328391619617637.post3252437355931254029..comments2024-01-11T03:03:02.495-08:00Comments on Creationist Idiocy: It's Competition Time AgainCreationist Idiocyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16755452252268823096noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7979328391619617637.post-61235002955948758992009-04-28T05:29:00.000-07:002009-04-28T05:29:00.000-07:00For what it's worth, here's my best effort:
In th...For what it's worth, here's my best effort:<br /><br />In the Christian Bible we’re told<br />That the Earth is six thousand years old<br />Noah's ark had T-rexes<br />And siblings had sexes<br />It really is comedy goldCreationist Idiocyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16755452252268823096noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7979328391619617637.post-14702621329116561782009-04-27T10:18:00.000-07:002009-04-27T10:18:00.000-07:00My bad, that was a beginning of a limerick. While ...My bad, that was a beginning of a limerick. While glancing it, I must have read it wrongly. No point in my "poem", then. :-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7979328391619617637.post-90113564440785639132009-04-27T06:32:00.000-07:002009-04-27T06:32:00.000-07:00Okay, I really don't have a talent for this, and I...Okay, I really don't have a talent for this, and I'm also not a native English speaker, but here's for nothing:<br /><br />---<br /><br />In the Genesis book is a tale<br />Of a man who lived inside a whale<br /><br />There is also about the story of Job,<br />Who offered his daughters to a mob<br /><br />This is the standard creationism entail<br /><br />---<br /><br />In the Christian Bible we’re told<br />That the Earth is six thousand years old<br /><br />Some people tells us this is true,<br />If you only knew what they knew<br /><br />To scientific scrutiny this couldn't hold<br /><br />---<br /><br />(This start is technically not a limerick, so I modified it a bit and wrote a poem here instead)<br /><br />Creationists tells us to believe<br />In the story of Adam and Eve<br /><br />Innocent as babies they both were,<br />Until came to them a saboteur<br /><br />Serpent told them "Eat to gain knowledge,"<br />A property God would not acknowledge<br /><br />The lord was furious and said to them,<br />"You gave me no choice but to condemn"<br /><br />"Out from my kingdom and copulate,<br />so I can flood the world which you populate"<br /><br />"Nonsense!" you may say to this story<br />Well, then you will receive no glory<br /><br />At the almighty Heavenly Gate,<br />Promoted by creationist hate<br /><br />---<br /><br />I'll see if I try again later on. :-PAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com