All Hail Time-God

Wow, this page is going to keep me busy for quite a while. It claims to show ten scientific facts that disprove evolution. I'll probably go through some of these in future posts, but for now here are a few amusing quotes from the introductory section:

If natural selection were true, humans in the tropics would have silver, reflective skin to help them keep cool, but they don't. They have black skin, just the opposite of what the theory of natural selection would predict.

Evolution is a Religion - the Worship of a Make-Believe Time-god. Time is the god of evolutionists. The evolutionists' claim their time-god is very slow but infinitely powerful. The time-god is credited with the ability to accomplish anything and everything given enough time. It simply takes the time-god millions or billions of years to accomplish it. Scientifically impossible events are credited to the time-god. Evolutionists keep their time-god close at hand where they can watch their god's hands move around slowly, slowly, slowly trying to evolve new species but never succeeding.

Are left-wing, liberal professors mentally nuts? Well, yes. An eminent psychiatrist claims those who possess a liberal ideology are suffering from a clinical mental disorder.

Here is the book he's referring to, by the way. Now, please ensure that your irony detector is turned down to its lowest setting before you read the last one:

The human mind has a very detrimental character weakness. Humans would rather believe an error for the rest of their lives than admit they had been wrong. People who believe in evolution have been brainwashed. Their main problem is not the arguments for and against evolution and creation. Their problem is they can't bring themselves to reject evolution, because they have already rejected God. Humans have a big mental fault. They are not able to admit they were wrong. Therefore, they are trapped in their previous decision to reject God.

KABOOM!!

Beware of the Blob!

I'm currently trawling through Creation on the Web's feedback section for an upcoming post on PhD scientist Dr Jonathan Sarfati, PhD, who has a doctoral PhD in physical chemistry at PhD level. That should give you a clue as to the subject of the post (HINT: he has a PhD!), meantime I found the below quote here:

I have never believed in evolution because I knew My God was more powerful than that and would not have made a blob in His image!

Helen Wright

Frogs and Princes

There is no fossil evidence connecting frogs and princes. The more we learn from genetics, the more we find out how impossible it is for a frog to turn into a prince (even if you do have an ape-like creature in the middle somewhere). A frog doesn’t look anything like a prince, and evolution has never been observed.

This pearl of wisdom was brought to you by Ian Juby, who seems to be confusing evolutionary theory with the Brothers Grimm.

New Life In Peanut Butter

Retard Frog-Squirrel

As funny as it is, this South Park clip is actually a fairly accurate account of how a lot of people see evolution. Check out the following diatribe which was posted as a comment at Atheist Perspective a few days ago:

Let me see if I have this right. A few Billion years ago we were all just swimming around in our kittle pools of slim and one of the single cell drops of goo says hey lets divide and become multi cell drops of goo. Of course we were already highly intelligent so no one asked, hey “what’s multi cell” we didn’t need to ask just knew. Now after a few million years like that someone yells “hey lets grow a tail” here again we knew what a tail was already so there was no guess work. This happens all the way till one day someone got bold and said “let’s grown some legs” and of course we just went and did it automatically knowing we need knees and where they go and which way they bend all these things were just common sense which you want us all to believe we were full of from the early single cell days. To shorten this up we would go through all these steps all the way till we get to where we are. You want us to believe we automatically knew our nose is best place in the center of our face pointing down so we don’t drown in the rain and we can use it for smelling. Oh then there are our eyes, ears, mouth, arms, elbows, Wrists, Hands with Thumbs and fingers all with joints to make them easy to use. Then there is the neck, back with all the vertebrae and nerves going through them to every organ in the body oh wait did we make the organs yet hmm what comes first lungs or legs? Then the hips and your Butt now there is a good pick for a location cause. I don’t know about your but taking a crap with my butt in front was a bite messed up a lot of good shoes oh wait we don’t have feet yet well good thing we moved it because we would mess up a lot of shoes. Why is your little pee pee where it is and not of your forehead? At least up there no one can kick it. If ya got to go while driving just roll down the window. Ewe then there is sunburn and bug bites hmm good thing we put it down there at least it is protected and warm. This is just the start there is the complex structure of cells, neurons, nerves muscles, ligaments etc etc. All this that the body has you want me to believe was Evolved from a slim pool and not created by God. Do you know what your mind and body goes through just to try and catch a pencil that is rolling off your table or desk we all have done that? Millions of actions and decisions are made. Sorry I don’t by it. Just looking at the complexity of 1 cell and everything it does NO WAY was this just an accident in a slim pool. If thinking of a body part is to hard examine the complexity of a leaf or blade of grass.

Taking On The Creationists

Jason Rosenhouse runs EvolutionBlog, on which he discusses many topics but primarily the conflict between evolution and creationism. Unlike a lot of people blogging on this subject (myself included), Jason is heroically taking the fight to the creationists on their own turf. He recently attended the 2008 International Conference on Creationism, and is currently posting reports of the experience on his blog. Here he describes a presentation based on the following video, entitled God's Pharmacy:



OK, I'll concede walnuts and kidney beans, but grapes looking like blood cells? Give me a break...

According to Jason's blog, the guy who made the presentation at the conference "stumbled over big words like lycopine, bok choy, and cerebrum". Unsurprising.

That Banana Video

What better way to start this blog? Enjoy...



Of course, the modern banana that we all know is a man-made creation, selectively bred to be seedless. This is a picture of a wild banana, i.e. what God managed to design for us:



Mmmm... looks tasty.

UPDATE: This guy's offical response is that this video "has been taken way out of context."