Wednesday, April 1, 2009

How Many Creationists Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Three. One to insert the light-bulb, one to pray for the light-bulb to turn on, and one to explain how the light turning on is evidence of an intelligent designer.

Congrats to Mr Vorhias. Your prize is a genuine fossilized dinosaur saddle, which you can collect as soon as those creation scientists manage to dig one up.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I didn't win? I'm such a loser! Crap!

Mr. Vorhias said...

Hooray! I can use it on my genuine fossilized riding raptor. :D

JAMSHED MOIDU said...

comedy........hahahahah.....what a genius !!!! FOSSILIZED BONES OF DARWIN WOULD BE BETTER SO HE COULD KEEP THAT IN HIS SHOWCASE....

Anonymous said...

And you think that a light bulb did not have a designer!

Anonymous said...

Your lightbulb is out - Nietzsche