It's Competition Time Again

Your task is to write a limerick about creationism. The funniest one wins. Here are some possible ideas for the first two lines, or you can come up with your own:

In the Christian Bible we’re told
That the Earth is six thousand years old

In the Genesis book is a tale
Of a man who lived inside a whale

Some people today still believe
In the story of Adam and Eve

How Many Creationists Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Three. One to insert the light-bulb, one to pray for the light-bulb to turn on, and one to explain how the light turning on is evidence of an intelligent designer.

Congrats to Mr Vorhias. Your prize is a genuine fossilized dinosaur saddle, which you can collect as soon as those creation scientists manage to dig one up.

Competition Time!

Come up with a punchline for the following joke. The wittiest answer will win a mystery prize!*

How many creationists does it take to change a light bulb?

*Prize may disappoint.