Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Competition Time!

Come up with a punchline for the following joke. The wittiest answer will win a mystery prize!*

How many creationists does it take to change a light bulb?

*Prize may disappoint.

16 comments:

Kate said...

None- the light bulb can't change because God created it that way!

Dig the blog, btw.

Anonymous said...

None, Jesus is the Light!
Rob

Anonymous said...

none, the light bulb would have to evolve

Anonymous said...

Hey, where's my prize?

Kate said...

I think you mean where is *my* prize, friend.

Mr. Vorhias said...

Three. One to insert the light-bulb, one to pray for the light-bulb to turn on, and one to explain how the light turning on is evidence of an intelligent designer.

Anonymous said...

Creationist are smart enough to turn on a light switch????

Anonymous said...

Kate ,
I, Cranker, should have the *prize*!
My punch line is so much more nuanced. Don't you agree?

Mike Kaye said...

Light bulb? What light bulb? We don’t need no stink’n light bulb. We have The Light of the World. –John 8:12

Anonymous said...

Cranker wants his prize. I will not evolve one step until I get it!

Kate said...

Hmmm Cranker... I say we leave it up to the esteemed author of this blog to determine. Because if you'll notice, I would say my answer is from the perspective of the creationist, which is rarely nuanced :)

Anonymous said...

Kate,

Your punchline has two too many presuppositions. It is a philosophical DOA. Anyway, will there be an award ceremony?
Cranker

Kate said...

Cranker,
Sorry- wasn't a philosophy major. I'm just not cut out for flipping burgers for the rest of my life.

A-Zing!

-Yours, Kate

Anonymous said...

Kate,

Don't take it so personal, I don't even know you. I'm just having some fun.

Cranker
P.S. My punchline is still better!

Anonymous said...

none!! they've had the same lightbulb for thousands of years...why change it now???

Kate said...

Cranker,

I would totally not have ripped on philosophy if it weren't all in good fun. I would have disparaged the size of your wang or something.

Kate
P.S. No way, mine is. See, first when you're reading it you're like 'but light bulbs never change anyways, so how would that even relate to evolution' but then you're like 'oh wait, that's how creationists think of everything! Like unchanging inanimate objects!' which *illuminates* you as to their thought process. See, the joke contains a hidden pun.