Sunday, July 27, 2008

Vegetarian T Rex

More dinosaur-related idiocy can be found here:

Were you aware that it has been proven by the Creation Evidence Museum that T-Rex was NOT a meat eater? That's right! They proved it in TWO WAYS...

1. The roots of T-Rex were only 2 inches deep. Had he bit into the hide of another dinosaur he would have lost teeth
2. They cut a tooth in half og a unearthed T-Rex and found in deeply impureated with CHLOROPHYLL! That's right, Chlorophyll is the main substance found in PLANTS not meat!


Fig. 1 - Tyrannosaurus Herbivorus. Note the six-inch long razor-sharp teeth, perfectly designed (by our Lord God) for slicing through radishes, carrots and lettuce.


Impureated?? The same page features this bizarre challenge for evolution fans:

Ok.. let me get this straight. The Word of God says we were created with Human bodies that are designed to live forever. Science has recently proven that if we were to learn something new every second, we would take well over 3 millions years to exhaust the memory capacity of our "post flood" brains. (Pre-flood brains were 3 times larger) On the other hand... Evolutionists say things evolve after there is a need for change.

Question... How is it possible for us to have a brain that could hold enough info to last over 3 millions years, when all we can live up to is 90 years? (Don't expect and answer from them.)

The only thing this proves is that creationist brains are 3 times dumber than regular brains. Which we already knew.

6 comments:

Roriniho said...

I have sneezed more intelligent life into a handkerchief!

Ben said...

That T-Rex looks 'shopped. I've seen a few photoshops in my day and the pixels just don't match up.

Anonymous said...

This has got to be BS. I can't find the original article anywhere!

Anonymous said...

NOTE THE SIX-INCH LONG RAZOR-SHARP TEETH, PERFECTLY DESIGNED (BY OUR LORD GOD) FOR SLICING THROUGH RADISHES, CARROTS AND LETTUCE! AMEN TO THAT! AND POLAR BEARS HAVE SIX-INCH LONG CLAWS WHICH WERE PERFECTLY DESIGNED FOR SLASHING OPEN BLUEBERRIES!!!!!!!!! AMEN TO THAT!!!!!!!!!!! CREATIONISM IS A PSEUDOSCIENCE!

Al in SoCal said...

Just telling a friend about a walkthrough I did w/ a friend intent on "converting" me. This was one of their main contentions. I asked "What about the problem of overpopulating if there were no top predators?" Answer: "God handled the details" Yeah... right.

Anon said...

Chlorophyll doesn't last long enough to engorge the tooth of a fossilized animal. It would have been as much there as the T-Rex's skin, blood, and muscles.