Friday, December 5, 2008

Moron of the Month: Buddy Davis

Watch in horror as Buddy Davis simultaneously perverts the fields of science and the arts:



Other classics songs by Buddy include Billions of Dead Things (a sing-along tune written for kids*) and Where Did Cain's Wife Come From:

Neanderthal's man was as human as us
But there's a big problem that we must discuss
It's a puzzle that bothers my life
Where in the world did Cain get his wife?
Genesis four seventeen stumps me
It's about Cain and our family tree
When Cain slew Abel and he had to run
Where did Cain's wife come from?
Hmm...

CHORUS:
Brother married sister when the earth was young
People married their close re-la-tion
Adam and Eve had daughters and sons
In the beginning that's how it was done

Yup, we're all descendents of an incestuous murderer. Isn't God wonderful?

*There was a video of this song on YouTube a while ago but it's been taken down. I'll keep an eye out for it and post it if it returns, it really is something to see.

2 comments:

Joshua Stein said...

I was waiting for Davis to end up on this list. He really is one of the stupidest around. It's pretty impressive.

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