Monday, June 15, 2009

Hovind Junior: Confusionism

Eric Hovind's blog is going to be a great source of stupidity for me to mine, I hope he manages to provide updates more regularly than I do! Take this post for example, in which he tries to defend his use of the term "evolutionism" by, first, posting a wikipedia definition, second, posting a contradictory dictionary definition, and third, providing his own definition which is different to both of them. Then he makes this boob:

It is an ...ism because it is a religion.

Right. Just like electromagnetism, the belief that Nikola Tesla will one day return to Earth and create world peace through the power of alternating current.

In another post, Eric is trying to hawk his Dad's latest book, the cover of which made me LOL:

7 comments:

revatheist said...

It's a good thing that the kid on the cover of that book is being taught the science of evolution, rather than the "religion" of "evolutionism".

Also if an "-ism" indicates a religion, then should Christianity actually be called Jesusism? That's kinda hard to say: maybe it could be shortened to Jism! hehehe

G said...

ah damn it... you beat me to the "Jism" pun...

Alexander said...

"Right. Just like electromagnetism, the belief that Nikola Tesla will one day return to Earth and create world peace through the power of alternating current."

Hilarious!!! :)
great response!

Joshua Stein said...

Points for "Jism" jokes.

Also, when the Prophet Tesla returns, you will all pay for your jokes. He will not be mocked!

Great stuff, Luke. Keep it up.

Lindsay said...

Actually the Nikola Tesla religion would be pretty sweet! Especially if Tesla was played by David Bowie as in The Prestige. Nikola Tesla and the Spiders from Mars...

Anonymous said...

topic67, [url=http://www.chop.edu/forum/user/profile/8207.page]buy klonopin no prescription[/url], ;-( izs, http://www.chop.edu/forum/user/profile/8207.page klonopin no prescription :-), [url=http://www.chop.edu/forum/user/profile/8208.page]cheap xanax 2mg[/url], :-) epu, http://www.chop.edu/forum/user/profile/8208.page xanax 2mg online *sorry*, [url=http://forum.cprs.ca/default.aspx?g=posts&m=6]order adipex online[/url], ;-( xma, http://forum.cprs.ca/default.aspx?g=posts&m=6 order adipex ;-(, [url=http://forum.cprs.ca/default.aspx?g=posts&m=7]buy alprazolam no prescription[/url], :-) qpb, http://forum.cprs.ca/default.aspx?g=posts&m=7 buy alprazolam without prescription *sorry*, [url=http://forum.cprs.ca/default.aspx?g=posts&m=8]ambien without prescription[/url], ;-( wwc, http://forum.cprs.ca/default.aspx?g=posts&m=8 ambien without prescription :-)

Anonymous said...

hi! [url=http://esnips.com/web/minnaregina/]Hello. And Bye.
[/url] http://esnips.com/web/minnaregina/ free nude video clips of milfs
thanks!
free nude video clips of milfs