Come up with a punchline for the following joke. The wittiest answer will win a mystery prize!*
How many creationists does it take to change a light bulb?
*Prize may disappoint.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
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16 comments:
None- the light bulb can't change because God created it that way!
Dig the blog, btw.
None, Jesus is the Light!
Rob
none, the light bulb would have to evolve
Hey, where's my prize?
I think you mean where is *my* prize, friend.
Three. One to insert the light-bulb, one to pray for the light-bulb to turn on, and one to explain how the light turning on is evidence of an intelligent designer.
Creationist are smart enough to turn on a light switch????
Kate ,
I, Cranker, should have the *prize*!
My punch line is so much more nuanced. Don't you agree?
Light bulb? What light bulb? We don’t need no stink’n light bulb. We have The Light of the World. –John 8:12
Cranker wants his prize. I will not evolve one step until I get it!
Hmmm Cranker... I say we leave it up to the esteemed author of this blog to determine. Because if you'll notice, I would say my answer is from the perspective of the creationist, which is rarely nuanced :)
Kate,
Your punchline has two too many presuppositions. It is a philosophical DOA. Anyway, will there be an award ceremony?
Cranker
Cranker,
Sorry- wasn't a philosophy major. I'm just not cut out for flipping burgers for the rest of my life.
A-Zing!
-Yours, Kate
Kate,
Don't take it so personal, I don't even know you. I'm just having some fun.
Cranker
P.S. My punchline is still better!
none!! they've had the same lightbulb for thousands of years...why change it now???
Cranker,
I would totally not have ripped on philosophy if it weren't all in good fun. I would have disparaged the size of your wang or something.
Kate
P.S. No way, mine is. See, first when you're reading it you're like 'but light bulbs never change anyways, so how would that even relate to evolution' but then you're like 'oh wait, that's how creationists think of everything! Like unchanging inanimate objects!' which *illuminates* you as to their thought process. See, the joke contains a hidden pun.
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